HP PHOTO CREATIONS RIPOFF MOVIE

This bunny walks on its hind legs all the time because it’s clearly a marionette puppet in front of a green screen. The ‘plot’ focuses on a small town that is invaded by a 50 foot bunny. I don’t mean Beaster Bunny (originally known as Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell) is a ‘so bad, it’s good’ movie.

HP PHOTO CREATIONS RIPOFF MOVIE

It’s simply stunning just how terrible a movie it is. This is a movie that has to be seen to be believed. It’s a mind-numbing bore that confuses to the point where you just want to switch it off. The plot is an incoherent mess thanks to terrible editing & even worse pacing. The movie plays out like a joke film made by college students. It tries to play the whole ‘possession’ card but does it in the most contrived & tired way possible. Amityville: Vanishing Point is one such movie having absolutely nothing to do with 112 Ocean Avenue or any of the events that occurred there, real or fake. Many that just tack on the Amityville name as if there is some honour there. Up to this point there have been some bad Amityville movies. Secondly after all the effort put in trying to find it, it’s gonna end up feeling like self-flagellation. For starters, finding a copy of this trash to watch is very difficult. Made on a budget of $1000, Amityville: Vanishing Point isn’t just the worst movie in the franchise/series so far but has the proud honour of being one of the worst movies ever made. Horrible acting, shockingly poor dialogue, painfully boring and about as scary as Dora the Explorer. Or at least it would be if we got a semi-decent film but no, Amityville: Mt Misery Road is a horrendous watch. This is not an Amityville movie and it would be better off dropping it from the title. The only link is the road in question happens to be in Long Island, New York. To the surprise of absolutely no-one this movie has nothing to do with the horror that begun the franchise. All these movies are unwatchable so we’ve ranked them alphabetically. Unlike all our other definitive rankings, there is no ‘what we’d prefer to watch again’ order. We don’t give a 0/10 out readily and to date, we’ve only judged 24 movies as a 0/10. Horror movies that had no redeeming qualities and should be thrown into the nearest skip-fire. A unique collection of movies that we thought were the dirt-worst. Some small segment, a line of dialogue, a decent bit gore, a funny moment etc that lifts it momentarily. We rarely give out 0/10 scores because no matter how bad a movie can be, often there might be 1 or 2 redeeming qualities. Many terrible horror movies have been given scores of 2/10 or 1/10 with our insistence that you avoid them like the plague. With a rating system out of 10, it’s no surprise that many, many of the movies we have reviewed sit in the lower half of that number.

Although our opinions are no more valid than yours, the wealth of horror we have seen has meant that when we think something is bad, we believe we know what we’re talking about. We consider ourselves decent judges of horror. A lot of horror to assign an arbitrary score to. A lot of horror to talk about and critique. We’ve written a lot of horror movie reviews.

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